PLAS II

The night had the stress of any sequel. Will there be a lot of hook ups? Will I be the one who throws up? I wonder if that lizzie girl is going to break a table again..... And I wonder if she will bring her camera.... 

Well, thankfully, I didn't break any tables this time around.. I did climb on a counter top and attempt to quiet people down at one point, but the bouncer carried me down before I could have any success... Because obviously I was in a state of mind to quiet a room full of people. right?

I did however, bring my camera. The pressure was on. I knew other photographers were going to bring the heat. But I had to capture the essence of the night. I hoped to do accomplish my goal without running a 5k like I did last time. All the running on an august night had previously caused me to think it was socially acceptable to dunk my head in the pool mid party to cool down. Word of advice to all: don't do it... you will have a middle part and resemble hansel from zoolander the entire rest of the night. 

I make my entrance, and I know it's going to be a good night. Many thanks to my lovely friend with the pick up truck who happened to be driving by when I needed a ride. Let me tell you, there's nothing more exhilarating than arriving at a party dancing in the back of a pick up truck with you and your friends. And by heroic, I mean, embarrassing and pretentious in sober retrospect. 

My camera is out. I must get good pictures. 

I'm making my usual rounds, until a snap one make out picture which turns the whole night askew. 

SOMEHOW, this one camera flash.... this one little snap shot taken mid party scene.... turns ugly into a rumor that I have mobile uploaded a couple engaging in more than a little innocent kissing, mid party..... yes, because I would leave the party scene in attempt to find kid porn and live the rest of my life as a registered sex offender....  

anyway, I had no idea that this rumor had sparked so I spent the rest of the night yelling at people... 

in retrospect the convos are so funny. 

angry person: WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING ARE YOU TO DO THAT? GO TO HELL YOU BITCH. 

me: IT WAS ONE PICTURE. JESUS. I DELETED IT AN HOUR AGO WHATS THE BIG DEAL. 

angry person: FDKLAJFLDAJL 

anyway, so just to clarify, I never did that, nor am I sure those relations even ensued to begin with. everyone should walk away with a clean name... 

 
I meant to post this blog about a week ago.... But I never finished it....
But all I have to say is what a shitshow.

and I'm not quite sure if society is ready for any more PLAS.